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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 @ 4:41 pm

C-allied's Kitchen

C-allied's Special Recipe:

Happy Day

Ingredients

1 cup friendly words
2 heaping cups of understanding
4 heaping teaspoons of time and patience
A pinch of warm personality

A dash of humour

1 cup of gossips

X (as you deem necessary) spoons of good friends

Measure words carefully: add heaping cups of understanding using generous amounts of time and patience; cook with gas on front burner; keep temperature low -- DO NOT BOIL. Add a dash of humour and a pinch of warm personality; season to taste with Spice of Life; serve in individual molds. Beautify it with Gossips.

Terrible Day

Ingredients

Take a pinch of ill humor

Add one of more unfortunate incidents.

Set over a good fire.

When boiling point is reached,

Add a tablespoon of temper.

Baste from time to time with sarcasm.

Cook until edges curl.

Add handful of haughty words'

As mixture curdles, stir furiously.

Warning: Do not cover -- may blow top! Serve while sizzling.

Dessert Served: Homeworks, Syf, Block Test and SIAs

Unfortunately, most of my days this year lies under terrible day ): Too many issues and too many people that added on to my ingredients. Umm, here's a list of advice for all those who think their life now is terrible:

Case 1: Bf has dumped you - get over him, he was a loser anyway and there are more guys that deserve you
Case 2: A family member has died - im sorry, take all the time you need to mourn
Case 3: Bankrupt? - GET A JOB MAN!!!!
Case 4: Your pet has died - goldfish? get over it, poor doggie. C'mon -.-
Casee5: all of these things - you have every right to go nuts go to a stripper club and drink the night away
My Case: Horribly stressed up everywhere in anything- Well, what can i say, wait till i solve my own problem first, then i'll tell you what to do.

I officially declare that i hate some people. These people have the same characteristics that puts me off. severly disgusted by their personality. B*xtch, stop saying others and look into the mirror, you're much worst off and screwed. I AM GOING TO DECLARE WAR IF YOU GET ON MY NERVE EVERYDAY. IN FACT YOU'VE ALREADY ACHIEVED THAT. YOU'RE SO GNA PAY. I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY SO HARD UNTIL YOU FORGET WHO YOU ARE !

6 tix ?! how am i going to pay for the 80+ bucks?! idiot pls dont lemme see you again. you screwed my mood today. Oh in fact my mood could be so screwed these days 'cos i practically cant avoid some people. BIAAAAAATCCCH GAWRH! WHAT YOU DO TO ME, you're so gna gimme back.

f(x)= TY BIATCH FOR MAKING MY DAY

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