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안녕하세요,이 클레어로 말할 수있다.
Hello, im as sweet as Choc E-clair ❤

"I'm just the mere shadow of my former selfishness. I crave the silhouette of your kiss."

HERE A JOKE FROM ICE-ANGEL! somehow they're of a common theme {and dirty somehow!} but they're funnyaye ehh :D

1) A young boy asks his Dad,
"What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential!"

2) A women asks man who is travelling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints."

3) A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Send me a brother"
Santa wrote back,"SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

4) Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

5) What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

6) What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

7) Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends." Comment Here (: (0) / back to top?